Wednesday, October 28, 2009

On My Grind: Olympic Doubles Skateboarding

Here we have the DVS skate team's entry in the 2009 Skate and Create contest. It didn't win, but it definitely looks nice. Enjoy.



- Goose

The Adventures of Spiderpig the Skaterat: GNARRR

Word up homies,

I was just out chillin, doin some official Spiderpig shit when my
senses told me to provide my services to the Two Cents blog. I
searched far and wide for the gnarliest shit I could get.

I found Tatem doing a Feeble on some 9 rail




And Kirk doin a Crook on some hobo's fridge



Back to some official tings, manz gotta eat

-friendly neighbourhood spiderpig

Monday, October 26, 2009

Beats & Bangers: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

Kanye x Clipse killin it real serious. Just letting people know what's good, letting people know your allowed to be the shit but only if your doing it harder than me; let me just let you know, your not doing it harder than me.

Beats & Bangers: You say real is wack and the fake shit, that's good

KRS and Buckshot really hit the nail on the head when it came to the phonies, all those manufactured rappers out in the mainstream today. Take this in.

-Tingsby Jammin

Saturday, October 24, 2009

Beats & Bangers: A Tale of the Shittiest Industry in the World; Hiphop

So here is RA the rugged man's most popular song. He fucking rips and does it for the love not for the money not for the fame, yea he might be a little fucked up but he kills it on this beat.

Thought Provoking Shit: Alcohol better than weed?

If there has ever been a video that will transform you from a stoner into an alcoholic...well here it is.

-Tingsby Jammin

Thursday, October 22, 2009

Beats & Bangers: Truely grimey..or not

I just discovered Dizzee Rascal from a previous post on here. it's a shameeeeeee he fell off, he has too much good music from the past. His new album is actually disgusting..dance music with no meaning. It's not even fun to listen to. Who doesn't sell out these days? Anyways here's a trippy ass beat with some incredibly thought provoking lyrics. This shit came from the heart

-Tingsby Jammin

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Best Shit This Week: Ever Wish Your Hands Were Bananas?

Not gonna lie, this is some whacked out German shit all you stoners can trip out too. I will never understand how this video came to be,But i guess mans wanted hands as banana's ahah, Soo check it out when your all whacked out,




-DaDankMannn

The Adventures of Spiderpig the Skaterat: PHOTBLOG SONN

Yo what up?! I'll be postin skate photos here from time to time now.
But before anybody can see tha real goods, ya'll gotta learn a life
lesson.




Real mans don't take no shit from no mo'fuckin squirrel!

Peace out

-Spiderpig

Best Shit This Week: Supafried

Yesterday me and my buddy got super-fucking-ripped and couldn't even handle posting this. I suggest it for anyone else experimenting with narcotics, trust.



enjoy I know I did.

-el capitanooo

Beats & Bangers: Local Production

Sooo apparently this song was produced by a friend of a friend. I dont have anyone to give the credit too but fuck this beat just merks. I geuss here comes a free instrumental. If you spit something over it send it our way and we'll post the final product. remember twocentsfamily@gmail.com get at meeeeeee.



-el capitanooo

Beats & Bangers: Canadian Dubstep

This is my homie DJAJAXX throwin down the dubstep riddims. I hope you guys have sub woofers the bass in these songs is just disgusting. BIGGUP THA MYSPACE http://www.myspace.com/ajaxxthegreat Here's his first song called pure evil shits nasty.




and here's the next one Grime Time. A couple of you know exactly what that means.

BLAHBLAHBLAH: NEW WORLD ORDER

Sooo... Basically We've been up for a little while now and we figured why the fuck not just open up the site to everyone, get everyone involved in the movement. If you have something you think we should post just email; an introduction to the thing you want us to check out, your nickname and a link to whatever the fuck it is. Send your cool ass shit in. If your somehow involved and its original content even better. GET AT US.

remember twocentsfamily@gmail.com

let the race begin.

Beats & Bangers: Stuck in Your Head

Ever since I first heard this song about two days ago, its been playing on repeat at home, on my ipod, in my car, everywhere. Wallpaper. managed to remix Das Racist into the most catchy song ever.



Have fun singing this all tomorrow.

-Goose

Best Shit This Week: All Falls Down

Kanye x Spike Jonze short film joint, ill as fuck. Spike uses some amazing techiniques and gets some fucking amazing footage. REAL BIGGUPS.

Part I


Part II


-el capitanoooo

Best Shit This Week: Serious Delirium

For me, this is some of the most respected cats in the entire entertainment industry. Sharing with you the dangers of coffee and cigarettess. Can't embed for some reasonn so someone fix this



-goose

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

On My Grind: Circus Tricks

Coming out of Denver, and the accurately named Denver Shop, comes William Spencer. This man is half skater and half gymnast, and some of his tricks will have you rewinding them a couple times and still wondering how he did it. The part comes off of the Denver Shop's DVD In Color, and it's awesome. Just try not to sweat him being a little crazy when he's psyching himself up.


-Goose

Monday, October 19, 2009

Beats & Bangers: Grimes Gone To Shit

Fuck man, Dizzee Rascal you just lost all my respect. For those not in the know Dizzee Rascal used to be (used to being the operative two words) the illest grime rapper from the UK these days apparently he chopped off his balls and prefers the womanly lifestyle. Check it.

-el capitanooooo

iwishiwashypebeast.com: Nike Fuck You? I Think Not.

I fucking love Nike. I have been down with Nike SB since day one and trust me its been a long and hard road. Enough people are haters, enough. I'm just tired of people saying "nike is a huge corporation its going to ruin the sport blahblahblah" I dont give a fuck. They make the piffest pangest shit and only support small local businesses. You may be wondering "well why is he talking about nike sb now?" well clearly you haven't heard the news. Nike is starting up a new brand. Nike Snowboarding; it's been released for this season. Boots, Jackets, Pants, Women's and Men's shits bananas. I let you guys decide what you think for yourself. Just remember this, Nike isn't the devil in fact they are giving you the best quality gear out there right now so check it out.




-el capitanooooo



On My Grind: Only the Illest

This cant be put any other way then the dream team, the sickest collection of people in the world at least when it comes down to skateboarding. Atiba, Ty Evans and fucking Eric Koston, you've got to be kidding me. Shit's crazy out in Tokyo. This more than skateboarding this is a journey.

-el capitanoooo

Beats & Bangers: Farewell for now

Feeling this track too much right now, Natural Elements is one of the nicest crews I've heard out of New York. This could be my last post for a few days or even a couple weeks so all I ask is listen and enjoyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

-Tingsby Jammin

Beats & Bangers: Two For One Salute The Realness

This is the realest crew in hip hop. Bootcamp Click, Heltah Skeltah, Smiff and Wessun its all one big family one big testament to real hip hop. Do your fucking research, get enlightened.


-el capitanooo

Bitties: Blondes Have More Fun?

Fuck. I think I might have made a mistake. This girl is beyond fit and goes against everything I believe in, she is blonde. Goddamn though she is a fucking 10 and a half. The debate rages on.
-el capitanoooooo


Snowjobs: Mikey Leblanc's New Video Machine

Everyone seems to be getting more and more amped on the boarding season this year. Rumoured snow only hours north of Toronto this seems like a fitting time to introduce the new video offering from Holden Outerwear and friends check it outtt.


-el capitanoooooooo

Sunday, October 18, 2009

Beats & Bangers: Get Pumped

There are very few songs that I could listen to over and over again without becoming sick to death of them. This is one of the few, a song I have known for years. I still remember putting the volume to full every time this video came on MuchMusic back when MuchMusic wasn't a piece of shit. Rock the fuck on

-Tingsby Jammin

Beats & Bangers: DNB 4 U FROM ME

This song is fucking epic. It changed me from a straight pure hiphop head into the well rounded musical connoisseur I am today. It got me into drum and bass, it got me into electro, it got me into reggae. This song opened up my mind and blew it the fuck up. Hopefully it does the same for you.
(turn up the bass and max out the volume)


-el capitanooooo

Snowjobs: Not Bad!

Days are getting shorter, the air is getting colder and some asshole covered my street in salt already. Winter is on its way, ladies and gents, and with winter comes snowboarding.
Here we have for you part of Not Bad! with Guli Gudmondsson (say that ten times fast) and Sean Black. Enjoy, and get pumped.


-Goose

Best Shit This Week: New Tim Horton's Ad Campaign

Life goal #1 to be this man. Big Lou ALLDAYY

-elmar mcgordon

Beats & Bangers: Ed Hardy Is Disgusting

Andy Milonakis is this little goblin dude who probably lives in L.A. He's got some disorder that makes him look like hes 11, but the man is actually in his 30's. He's also kind of funny when he's not being an annoying little fucker. Anyway, him and Dirt Nasty put out this little gold nugget along with Rich Hill, an actually legit rapper. It might not be as hardcore as other shit we put up, but it made my weekend.


Seriously, look at this shit. Sorry, you gotta search around for yourself. I couldn't stand being on that website long enough to copy and pictures.

-Goose

That's Wack: Alexander McQueen Shoes


Is "high fashion" shit some kind of joke that I'm just not in on yet? Seriously. These monsters are hitting the runways for the 2010 spring season. They cost about a zillion dollars, and I guarantee no one who pays for them is ever going to wear them. Someone in Italy or wherever is getting payed waaay too much for this type of shit.

Someone hit me with an email explaining how I can land a job designing pure wack-ness like this.

-Goose

Bitties: Betty vs Veronica

There are a lot of important questions people have to ask themselves; who am I?; where do I come from?; how did I get here?, but the most important question to the modern man today is BLONDE OR BRUNETTE? and my answer?



her.

-el capitanooooo

photos courtesy: Karmaloop



Saturday, October 17, 2009

Beats & Bangers: Pull out ya AK's and bust one

JMT kills shit. This song is evil check it out pussies. Do something illegal, sound advice from an elder.



BLAHBLAHBLAH: Cut us some slack

We just started this and its a work in progress. Do not worry its gonna be nice and pretty for you guys in the next week or so; in the meantime get your brain washed.



Beats & Bangers: The hardest thugs live with mommy

Don't get me wrong this song is sick. The streets are generally pretty dope I'm a fan of grime and UK shit but this is fucking way too jokes.
-el capitanooooo

Best Shit This Week: From mundanity to reality

Are you ready to question the purpose of your existence?

-Tingsby Jammin

Beats & Bangers: Horrible for my hangover great for your ears

Last night may not have been the best idea but it sure was fun. Fun I'm paying for now. I hope you fuckers have a subwoofer cause this shit pounds.

- el capitanooo

Thursday, October 15, 2009

Beats & Bangers: REAL MC'S

Some of the dopest lyricists to come to the mic in recent years keep the cypher alive. No more needs to be said. RAW!!

-Tingsby Jammin

Beats & Bangers: Beatiful Day

Now I don't know about you, but I love pretty much every hip hop song I hear about, like... good days. Everyone knows Ice Cube's old classic, but how many people can say they've taken a late morning shower with this relaxing tune blasting? And don't act like taking showers with music playing isn't the shit.

Enjoy.
- Goose

Best Shit This Week: Do Not Fuck With China

They will swarm. My buddy just sent this to me and it is fucking brutal.
I'm hoping you kiddies don't get any ideas.
70 on 1 = UN-FUCKING-FAIR.
The guy in red apparently died but...
atleast his buddy he held his own for a little bit

-el capitanooo

twocents

Soooo... here it is. The twocents blog. Basically, the plan is to share with you guys whatever we think is cool, rad, gnar, boombastic, badass, sick, bomb, live, whatever the fuck you wanna call it. It's gonna be a whole lotta shit you are not gonna want to miss. Expect videos. Expect hype. Expect heavy drinking. Expect girlies. Expect the unexpected. LETS GET IT STARTED
-twocents